Interview with Boredom

A few months ago I finally broke down and watched Interview with a Vampire. It took me about 16 years to crack. I never watched it before because when I was 12 I thought the movie was fairly questionable and probably boring. I carried that notion with me for years. As an aspiring writer I convinced myself that I needed to break out of my shell and explore all successful movies. I’m 28 now and after watching it I realized that at age 12 I was far beyond my years. Pure genius, my suspicions were correct.

Say what you want, but I couldn’t see myself going around biting children and men in the neck period, never mind doing it passionately. I’ve seen many vampire movies and unless feelings of the heart were involved, there was always some aggression in the neck-biting. This was all neck-biting with a hint of love.

Fyi, vampires aren’t real. That being said, if my statement above upset you and your argument is that I wouldn’t be able to control the blood lust or something to that effect… You have several mental issues and watch too much Twilight. Get help, the world will be a better place.

Anyway, not only did I find it questionable, it was also boring. I fell sleep with much anger inside me. Two hours of my life gone forever.

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