Pigeons

They aren’t protected, are they? And by pigeons I don’t mean women. I mean actual pigeons. Are they protected by the state or something? I wouldn’t think so. It’s not the state bird nor on the verge of extinction. I ask because, I think I’m going to kill one or maybe three.

A few weeks ago some pigeons decided to make a home or hang out spot on my porch which is right by the window near my bed. They wake me up every morning, crap all over the porch, and even go as far as walking on freshly painted furniture. To make a long story short, they go out and get wasted off tequila shots and weed crackers far too often and come back making way too much noise. I’m considering loading my paintball guns and going straight up mobster on them. Their trying me.

Just updating you all on the daily struggles in my life.